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At first I thought the task of reporting to be Brobdingnagian for us dandiprats, but now I have realized it is not so. I tried to interview the non- participants but they left me atrabilious so I had to absquatulate. I wish I could do catoptromancy as then I would have readily volunteered to report drama today instead of declining it. So I can only say that the monotony of reporting is like a creature under study of crypto zoology. It might be there, it might not. I can say this as because of my having nothing to do I found a friend and both of us cachinnated together on the steps.
|absquatulate ||leave somewhere abruptly|
|brobdingnagian ||gigantic (from gullivers travels) |
|cachinnate ||laugh loudly
|catoptromancy ||foretelling the future with the help of a mirror|
|crypto zoology ||study of animals that are not completely zoologically established|
|dandiprat ||young person|
- By: Uday Ahuja